Changyu: Qilin

Heyas, here to help. Don't worry about paying me, old man Hassen's got it all sorted.

Oh, I'm powering up. Well, it's only natural.

Promotion? I know all about promotions! So what am I now in the ABCDEs? Huh, it doesn't work like that?

Hehe, I'm getting fired up!

Ahah! I know what's wrong with this move now.

This is pretty good! Haiya! Whoosh!

Oh, I'm powering up. Well, it's only natural.

Promotion? I know all about promotions! So what am I now in the ABCDEs? Huh, it doesn't work like that?

Hehe, I'm getting fired up!

Ahah! I know what's wrong with this move now.

This is pretty good! Haiya! Whoosh!

Let's go! Let's wreck their defenses!

Remind me to hold back on the battlefield. Else I might punch 'em too hard.

Easy-peasy!

Let's see... Maintenance, snacks, mental health compensation... Well, seeing how we're good friends, I'll give you a discount. This should be nothing to you, right?

Do I HAVE to stand here? Tch, boooring.

Do you NOT have anything fun in Babylonia? Fight after fight is going to bore me to death.

You free? Wanna tell me something funny that's happened on your missions? In exchange, I can tell you something about the train that even Sophia doesn't know about.

It's useless knowing how to throw a punch when your foundation is lacking. You aren't going to get anywhere if you keep training like this. Gosh, I-I can't stand it anymore. Here, I'll give you the whole lecture. You aren't going to get a better offer.

Commandant! Commandant? Commandant... Huh, nope, still feels weird. Think I'll just call you by your name.

Wanna play a game? I'll toss this coin and... Woop. Now guess, heads or tails?

Height is just a number! Don't look down on me.

Y'know, it's pretty chill around you. Wanna jump ship and work on our train? Ahahaha, I'm just joking.

Well, ol' Lee... Lee's winning his games through calculations. Me, I'm winning mine through some teensy little tricks. You wanna know? Too bad, trade secret.

This show requires a solid grasp on the basics of expression and posture. If you wanna learn, I can teach you.

You are more popular than I thought. Introduce me to some of those folks someday too, okay? What? Oh, chill. I'm not tryna do anything.

Whaddya think you're doing?!

Give these kiddy toys to someone else.

Oi! Are you treating me like a kid?

You're trying to make me sell this stuff for you?

Hey, whaddya think you're doing?! I'm getting goosebumps.

More presents?! You must be planning something... Uh, well, I didn't say I didn't want it, okay?! If it's free, then I'm taking it.

Well, I can get along with anyone, but that doesn't mean I'll do it willy-nilly.

It was just a casual remark, but you still remembered it...? Well, thanks.

Being here reminds me of my time at the theatre... No, it's nothing. Just that, being with you feels... nice.

Got anything you want? I'm not the type to just keep mooching presents off people...

Not many people get my seal of approval. You are one of the few.

Commandant, let's try this together next time, okay?

Oh! You're still here? Don't tell Jamilah I'm dawdling around here!

Wakey-wakey-wakey! Else I'll have to spanky-spanky.

Yaaawn... Oh, nobody's around? Guess I can clock out.

Commandant...? Oh, asleep? Well then, turtle-doodles-on-yo-face time!

Man, I don't even get how people stand here for so long doing nothing.

Wow, you are one busy bee. Babylonia give you double overtime pay or sumthin'?

Stop working already. C'mon, let's go have some fun.

I'll help you with your work. Uh, not the paperwork kind, okay? The tiny scribbles give me headaches.

Oh, mornin'.

Yeah, yeah. Coming!

Let's see. What are we doing today?

Yaaawn... Waking early makes you a dummy... Let's just go to work later.

Have you eaten...? Oh, where I'm from, people ask this as a greeting.

Commandant, you look spiffin' ready. Wanna spar?

We promised before. Whoever leaves without notice gets a flick on the forehead. C'mon, I'll be gentle.

This is nothing compared to the train.

Woah, you scared... Nope—definitely didn't trip! I didn't trip, that was a... martial art move! Yeah!

Hah! As still as the mountains.

Hehe... Tryna ambush me, are ya? Can't win against my reaction time.

You keep rubbing my head and I won't grow taller!

You...! Hey! Don't you dare run! I'll poke you back today!

That's all? Well, well, then the rest of the time's for me, right?

Well, I got paid. I'll handle the rest.

Move through the waist, converge qi into punches!

My internal qi is about to blow!

The true comes with the false. The soft overcomes the hard.

The form of the formless. The style of the styleless.

Ngh! I'm fine!

Hey! Think of something here!

Dammit... Move! My body...

You can treat all work outside the contract as a free service from me.

One-inch punch!

Seek victory in defeat. Seek safety in danger.